info @ the P.Pole 07.26.05

hm… apparently my mom and i don’t discuss my personal life enough, even though we discuss issues dealing with faith…

5 opinions of my dear ol’ mum about me:

  • i’m lazy – true.
  • i’m a P.I.M.P. – what the – insert noun – ?! where did that come from? go ask her. trust me, she’s crazy, i swear. you have to believe me. T__T
  • i dress like a “fay (as in fly, not fat) jai (as in boy/kid)” – not really…
  • my personal mission is one that focuses on trying to woo every girl i know – WHAT THE BLOODY LARD-FACE?! when have i ever done anything remotely close to wooing?
  • i exaggerate to the point of distorting facts into fanciful fibs – somewhat true.