I am as shocked as you are. I have no idea who made this, or why they chose me (because they clearly had me in mind when programming this), but I am both honored and disproportionately concerned about this. I believe we can call shenanigans on this and get on with life.
I don’t know if I would buy it, but it was featured on the home page of the AppStore.
Note: I am neither promoting this app, nor telling anyone to boycott it. Enjoy it (or don’t) for the $0.99 price tag.