William Cosby would be proud.

we came home from church today, my sister and i. i was making lunch when…

karen says:

“hey goh goh, do you know who my best friend is?!”

carl says:

“uh, no… karen, i’m a little busy here…”

karen says:

“phillip! phillip is my best friend. and douglas too!”

carl says:

“um… karen, you can only have one best friend…”

karen says:

“you mean my best best bestest friend?! that’s douglas!”

carl says:

“uh huh… wait, so why did you say phillip first?”

*shrugs*

carl says:

“right… i’m kinda busy karen. why don’t you go -”

karen says:

“douglas makes funny faces!”

*sighs and pauses*

carl says:

“uh huh. and is he ugly?”

karen says:

“NO! he’s a BOY!”

*thinks: “what does being a boy have to do with it?”*

carl says:

“do you want noodles or not?!”