we came home from church today, my sister and i. i was making lunch when…
karen says:
“hey goh goh, do you know who my best friend is?!”
carl says:
“uh, no… karen, i’m a little busy here…”
karen says:
“phillip! phillip is my best friend. and douglas too!”
carl says:
“um… karen, you can only have one best friend…”
karen says:
“you mean my best best bestest friend?! that’s douglas!”
carl says:
“uh huh… wait, so why did you say phillip first?”
*shrugs*
carl says:
“right… i’m kinda busy karen. why don’t you go -”
karen says:
“douglas makes funny faces!”
*sighs and pauses*
carl says:
“uh huh. and is he ugly?”
karen says:
“NO! he’s a BOY!”
*thinks: “what does being a boy have to do with it?”*
carl says:
“do you want noodles or not?!”