okay so i’ve been super busy lately without much spare time. for this session, i’ve assembled a small list of the stupidest quotes from my current english teacher –you know, the anal kindergartener. have fun (she really did say these, i’m not lying/joking/paraphrasing and no, she was not joking/quoting when she said these).
9 laudable quotes from Ms. Olsheski:
- “On the continent of India…”
- “…it’ll just take a milliliter of a second…”
- “Use your imaginication.”
- “The more facilitate you have…”
- “facilate“
- “austeer“
- “compartdementalize“
- “A metaphor (click to see the definition according to Dictionary.com) links something real with something that isn’t, like this: ‘The Sun is like a fireball.’”
- “That’s one of the cliteria.”
this a case where my personal interest for a subject is dashed to pieces because of, well, you read it for yourself. enough said. more on Osheski (or as Yun calls her, “Old Chestky”) later, most likely.