(paraphrased from bash.org)
A: I’m going to be the next Hitler.
B: Oh really? [insert "8-)"]
A: That’s right.
B: What’s so important that needs to be done that you’d need to become a reincarnation of the Second Anitchrist to do?!
A: Well, the first thing I’m going to do is kill all the Jews. Yep, and then, one clown.
B: ONE clown?! What the -?!
A: SEE? You hate them too! NO ONE cares about the Jews…
B: Oh shut up.