the P.Pole

some people ask me, “why don’t you ever get involved with social events (namely school dances, specifically valentine’s dance)?” well the answer is simple. it is because of a carefully calculated combination of 1) me being a social delinquent, 2) me being anti-social, 3) me being an asian (a reserved Chinese teenage male to be specific), 4) me considering myself as being a social reject, and 5) me having been waging a war on valentine’s day for my own personal reasons for a year now; all in proper proportions. this is why i refuse to attend such menial activities as “transferring protein strands” with the opposite sex (or not if you’re into that, whatever wets your noodle). also, i have neither a date nor the guts (or balls if you prefer) to ask the girl out anyways…