this week’s list, things that make me want to be anywhere else but present.
5 things that are discomforting to me are:
- crying girls – no explanation needed, yes?
- rebellious springs that fail to conform (i.e. through application of excessive weight improperly at one time or another)
- large crowds
- excessively beautiful people
- friends who subconsciously or otherwise use profanity/obsene phrases when parents are present