Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed by Your name.
Your derivatives come, Your integrals be done,
On paper as in my head.
Give me this day my partial differentiation.
Forgive me my improper integrals,
As I forgive my Math teacher.
Lead me not into differential equations,
But deliver me from the Divergent One.
For Yours is the l’Hôpital, the Comparison,
And the Infinite Series, for now and ever more.
Amen.
Okay, so I suck at Calculus. I also amn’t that great at writing parodies. In any case, I consider this an intellectual stumbling block! I prithee remove it, if it is in Your will. If it really isn’t, then I will remain content as I am with sucking in submission to Your will. But really, can I not? I’d much rather grasp the depths of knowledge I can only so forlornly peer into. I shall have a little faith!