Aug 31 2008

Totally Tweet 2008-08-31

  • Spent the day watching Liar Game, making noodles, and frolicking in Edward’s Garden with Amy. +
  • My girlfriend is amazing. +
  • I squashed my finger last night (it is now purple0ish). Also, moving out tomorrow morning. +
  • Now slowly recovering from the day of frisbee. +

Aug 31 2008

Ready And Set To Go

I am not completely, actually, but for the most part, I’m all packed to leave tomorrow morning to get onto Waterloo and into my suite. Here are a few notes on my current status so I can look back years from now and think fondly about how (I think) I caught mono:

  • I’ve been really tired since yesterday and sort of sluggish with a slight headache.
  • I think I have mono. Actually, I’m pretty sure if it is anything, it’s got to be mono.
  • My body is sore from frisbee and stuff. Finger: smooshed when my wrist “un-locked” during a third round of push-ups and is now bruised.
  • My hair is short because I cut it this week.
  • I’m taking my badminton racket + birds and my pool cue with me.
  • I just had a serious chat with Amy (not possible yesterday due to other preoccupations…) and things are going to be swine… Wait, I mean fine!

Aug 30 2008

Totally Tweet 2008-08-30

  • Watched Dogma today with Herman (no Sherman, why?! Anifreakingmorphs) and then KRISTEN MOYEE TAM came over, wow! +
  • http://failblog.org/ +

Aug 29 2008

Totally Tweet 2008-08-29

  • Went to Fairview today to see Imran, get my yearbook, and met up with Amy to give her stuff too. +
  • My skin is peeling and I know not. I do believe I got a burn or maybe I forgot to lotion. Either way, gross. +

Aug 27 2008

Totally Tweet 2008-08-27

  • New additions to my Applications folder: Anxiety (to-do task manager) and Skype (cross platform file transfers). +
  • http://tinyurl.com/67mbuq +

Aug 27 2008

Patent Pending 4: Hueman

I bring you the latest in conscious photo-spectra alteration! Hueman is the latest superbeing (heroic or otherwise) I’ve cooked up. As his name suggests, his power has to do with changing the colours of just about anything. I’m gonna go ahead and say he achieves this by changing the orientation of valence electrons on the shells of the materials. When they jump back and forth (my chemistry is already fuzzy but I remember this) they will give off radiation in the form of light, with the frequency corresponding to different colours on the visible spectrum (or something like that).

Apart from the most obvious application of embarrassing adversaries by changing their clothing or “pimp-mobiles” to some set of clashing pallettes, Hueman has some other tricks up his proverbial sleeves. For example, he could potentially wreak havoc on organized henchmen in uniform. By changing the shade of their red tights to say, yellow, there would be instant pandemonium as they begin quarrelling over who has the “tightest” tights. He would also be a great poster-boy for liberty among teenagers in grey and black school uniforms.

Another great advantage he has over super-personas (such as Batman or Superman) would be that his name is almost identical in spelling and pronounciation with “human”, thus making talks about him that much easier to conceal. This lends itself to a greater amount of sneakiness as he goes about doing his colour-changing thing and people start talking. The only downside is one would never be quite sure who is being talked about when discussing this masked (he’ll probably be masked) super.


Aug 26 2008

Totally Tweet 2008-08-26

  • http://tinyurl.com/6gga2s +
  • Bound my notebooks from HS Cham, Bio, and Math with Amy today. Also, Dan In Real Life’d! +
  • Bound books and watched Dan In Real Life with Amy today. +
  • @Addonelam Good job. Seems TF2 didn’t have any negative effects. Or, if you started after exams, then good timing! +